TAKING A WOMAN TO BED...

What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8


You take her to bed and tell her a story

At 18


You tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28


You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed

At 38


She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48


She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

At 58


You stay in bed to avoid her story

At 68


If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

At 78


What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?